Yokai’s are real …….

Let me tell you a story.

A real, kuromaku story.

about monsters in Japan.

This one starts in a mountainous region of Japan

In a remote and impassable lost valley once used as a last stand hideout by the Heike clan.

You can find Yokai……..monsters

This may not be that man

I was on walkabout in Japan, when I came upon a learned and wise old Japanese man. He told me a story of how, as a child growing up in Shikoku, he had heard stories of monsters hidden deep in the valleys of Iya. He told me how to get there but made me swear I wouldn’t go…said the buses were terrible.

So off I went, in search of the fabled Japanese folklore creatures..the Yokai.

It is said…by many Japanese I’m guessing, that there exists a race of creatures not entirely of this world. Life forms that cover a range of personifications and characteristics mirrored by humanity. Some are bad, some are tricksters, cheeky little buggers… and some are friendly.

Off in search I went, it took months, the old man was right! The buses really were a dog’s breaky.

I travelled to find the daunting view of the valley I needed to explore,

I walked past waterfalls and upon the narrowest tracks with ledges 200 metres straight down. I saw no one, heard no animals… I had my headphones in.

Eventually I came upon another man who told me to stop. I shouldn’t be travelling in this part of the valley, It was…unusual ahead.

Or he could have just been saying G’day.

I came to an impasse, a ropebridge used by ninja’s to defend the valley and play on in their spare time. It was a deadly crossing fraught with danger

I saw this ancient dude crossing and I was right as rain. If he could do it.

a true ancient dude of Japan

The valley seemed to close in on me as I walked, and then up ahead, I thought that there was an object ahead.. It was a building, I walked closer, could it possibly be. Had my journey finally ended. I MUST be close to where the monsters lived? I mean..right?

So I walked stealthily, like a Ninja, I was on the tiniest trail walking alongside the most magical creek. It was Autumn prime. The coloured leaves of the valleys forest set the most magical atmosphere I had ever experienced, like stepping into another world. Was this it? Was I actually entering the fabled Yokai grove? I was pretty excited so I ducked quickly back to use the toilet. no monsters in there thankfully. I continued walking the trail, a large set of boulders appeared in the creek. It was approaching dusk, I was tired, I needed a beer. I was about to turn around when it caught the slightest attention of my unconscious brain. That moment when you switch off one thought and change to another. Right in that moment,

I saw it,

There was something on that rock!!

I stared in quiet disbelief for moments.. Holy snapping duck shit.

It was a Yokai

the first one..chilled bloke

He paid me little attention, just out catching some rays. But he smiled, so I waved and carried on up the path, surely not a monster?

It was as if my eyes had been opened, a moment of clarity that is difficult to express, but as I continued my walk into their home, the Yokai continued to greet me. They all started appearing… some crazy dudes lived in this forest, but all friendly as…think I really fitted in here.

So the Yokai ARE real

They are also pretty cool people who just like to be left quietly to their own devices and life. Mostly harmless I would say of these woodfolk. A good lesson to observe in life.

Before I left I made a quick visit to see the village leader. She might have boogled me because I left feeling a bit of a shambles. Didn’t know if my left boot was on my right foot. Her puppy was nice though.

As I left the valley, feeling somewhat deprived of the company of these little fella’s. I found the memory fading quickly… Lucky I took some quick notes or this story would remain hidden. On the way out of the Yokai valley, I met a wisened old Japanese man who emparted on me some very important knowledge.

The buses really are shit around here……

A quick look at the new Toyota Corolla ZR Hybrid

So, the car was finally unveiled and I excitedly cast my full attention on seeing the ZR version for the first time. My first thought… “shit, is this really a white Corolla?”.

For a total new platform, the colours available for this car in Australia seeem to have been given little thought. It’s a cut and paste from last year and a very surprising omission from the finishing department at Toyota…not their only hiccup . We really wanted a red one the same as what was being splashed about the advertising here in Australia. Little did we know that the colour shown was available in the UK and the USA, not here, Luckily, our dealer happened to have a new ascent in the “lava red” we were considering. Kaz called it “Tomato Orange” immediately, yep the same red from last model….that ended that and crystal pearl metallic was ordered.

We also decided to go with the very cool ZR option of having red leather sections sewn into the interior. Seeing this car inside for the first time, and indeed everytime is an absolute treat. The standard seats were quite good, but these are the right seats for this car. Very stylish and importantly, very comfortable.

One major problem I have had with this car from the start, and something I chased Toyota fruitlessly for an answer about, is the no spare tyre issue.

In their wisdom, Toyota decided to forego a spare tyre in favour of a puncture repair kit… bloody useless in Australia out on the highways that is..unacceptable Toyota. I needed the security of a spare tyre so I set about solving the problem myself. Toyota Australia told me that they had no space saver tyre to suit the hybrid ZR. They kindly offered to sell me a factory rim for $1500.. yes thats right. a rim.

I politely refused and purchased a flash new alloy rim and tyre for around $350, problem solved. I anchored it it the wheel change kit securely to the chassis and reinserted the cardboard cover. Now I probably have the first ZR Hybrid with a spare wheel in the world!

So that’s a quick look… I have owned a few new cars, but this was perhaps the one I was most excited about about. Having chased this down from Japan, and now having seen this car for myself, did I like it?

No

I love it

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Toyota Corolla ZR Hybrid vs North Queensland- the challenge

2100kms through Far North Queensland on 100 litres? 

So, what to do when you have one of the first privately owned new Corolla ZR Hybrids in the state?

Having suitably run this baby in over the first 1500 kms, it was time for an epic road trip. One that would showcase both this new car and the amazingly precious environments of Far Northern Queensland. Could we do this on 100 litres? That would need a fuel economy better than 20 kms per litre… a tough ask on highways

So I planned a journey of around 2100kms, starting in Townsville, Australia and going as far north as Cooktown, via some of the most spectacular rainforest, ocean, beach, mountain scenery to be found on the planet. The World Heritage Rainforest of Far North Queensland and the Atherton Tablelands. It would take 4 days and 3 nights to complete.

This challenge is not your standard review, I am not a professional writer. I like what this vehicle stands for, however, there are things that the every day driver wants to know beyond specs and techs. All I could find about this car was your standard reviews, I ended up learning about in in another way.  https://thegoofsan.home.blog/2018/12/17/kuromakus-new-kuruma/

I also live in the Tropical North of Queensland, Australia.  Its not often you score a break on anything.  This map of Australia helps… Its around 2000kms to Sydney, 1300 to Brisbane. The main cities of  Townsville, Cairns and all of North Queensland have long been a unique piece of Australian culture, people and environment. This challenge was also designed to showcase some of this amazing environment to you…come and visit or please follow my posts about this adventure…

kuromaku’s new kuruma

April, Japan 2018 :

….the mountains of Japan
April 2018

Travelling in Japan is great….travelling in Japan during Cherry Blossom season is spectacular.

There I was, in the pink hills surrounding Osaka at a small roadside carpark, when the kuromaku in me started observing. There were 6 other cars there and I noticed that all of them displayed a hybrid badge. There was different makes and models, but yep..sure enough, all hybrid. As we travelled through “country” Japan, Mt Aso, Aizu Wakamatsu, I opened my eyes and started noticing the hybrid badges more frequently until suddenly, if you looked..they were everywhere.

I was told by my brother that the Japanese Government was really encouraging people to reduce fuel use and emissions by offering great tax incentives for driving hybrid. If only Australia could stso!!

Just before I left, I was offered a lift by a friend in something that looked damn fine. As I approached, I noticed that this was in fact a brand new Toyota CHR hybrid. It was cramped in back, but ok for the city, and hey, the inside was schmicko. Like, I was totally surprised type fine. My friend said they get around 24kms/litre mainly in the city.

Sold..I’m checking this out.

Omiya, Saitama… where I sometimes live.

A quick google later and  I found something even more interesting…. a new Corolla was coming, about to be revealed in fact. Japan was going to get around 9…yes nine versions of this 100% new vehicle, including AWD Hybrid…. I googled the pictures a week later…

I wanted one instantly……

A good kuromaku will always seize an opportunity…so the mission to get one was started .

Why was I interested in hybrid? We had a Mitsubishi ASX, which was a very simple, but solid car that filled our needs.. We could transport ourselves and our dogs. We live out of town about 40km so travel the highway frequently. The ASX was getting us around 7.8 litres/100kms. (around 13kms/litre), so around 700kms a tank and around $75AUD-$85 to fill. When i saw the stats from the hybrid CHR, I knew I was already sold on the technology and its reliability. Unlike a majority of Aussie motorists who still don’t trust it after all these years of passing Prius drivers. I knew that Japan is always steps, leaps and years ahead of us here Down Under. I was in!

We arrived back to North Queensland in early May and having already researched this car to death and pre-armed with my valuable “insider” knowledge from Japan, I went straight in to the local Toyota dealer and asked about the new car.

It was a lovely dealership actually.. I’ve never been inside a Toyota dealer. this one was brand new and large.. you could hear the crickets chirping….

Having left them scratching their heads but politely promising to get back to me as I was the first to enquire about this, I left and returned early August, as soon as it was released.

This time I ran into a great guy..lets call him Dave. I recommend him.

this one in fact..an impressive standard look from a Toyota!!

The car looked great, despite the fact that no ZR model was available, we went for a spin in a bright blue, hybrid SX. Was this really a Corolla?

Test drives are a blur..it felt comfortable and easy to get into but very smooth and quiet to drive. I could easily see when the electric motor took over, but it was difficult to concern any change other than the motor stopping and the rpm’s falling to 0… very cool!!!! I was sold.

I asked about the ZR Hybrid, this was the beast I had been secretly interested in. No one knew much other than what the media release pics and information said, and certainly no one had any, There was only a handful in Australia and they were being well guarded by the big dealers. I asked Dave to go to work..

Dave said ” Nothing in Australia or waiting in Japan, Have to factory order, looking at January 2019″

Lets get it done then, i want this car, unseen, and i want it ASAP.

3 months later and 3 months early to their credit, we got the call from Toyota…come and pick up the first new customer owned Hybrid ZR in the North. Dave had delivered impressively.

you Bewdy!!!

Time to get my first look at this ZR model.

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